Golden-hour ranch road along the stone wall at Poco Loco Ranch

Boerne · Texas · Kendall County

A little bit crazy, a whole lot of heaven — a historic homestead under the live oaks of Kendall County.

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Welcome to the

Poco Loco
Ranch

Illustration of the Poco Loco Ranch windmill

250 Acres

Of Texas
Hill Country

Along the
Guadalupe River

Tucked along FM 474 just outside Boerne, the Poco Loco Ranch has been gathering family, friends, and happy strays for generations. Live oaks older than the county shade the lawns, a windmill turns easy over the swimming pool, and the evenings go gold in every direction.

Come for a weekend or a week: float the river, rattle down the ranch roads on a hayride, putt a few on the green, or just sit on the porch and watch the cattle wander through the wildflowers. The whole place is yours.

y’all come see us…

1800sOriginal homestead
1929Dog-trot kitchen added
Kendall Co.Texas historic site

Life at the ranch

From river floats
to starlit nights

The front gate under the oaks, stone wall and Poco Loco Ranch sign
The front gate
 The game room with pool table, ping pong and shuffleboard
The game room
 The windmill turning over the swimming pool
The windmill pool
 Floating the river on tubes
Private river access
 The pickleball courts under the oaks at golden hour
The pickleball court
 The putting green under the oaks
The putting green
 Cattle grazing in spring wildflowers
Wildflower pastures
 A hayride across the ranch
Hayrides

Since the early days of Kendall County

A homestead with a story

The Poco Loco Ranch Texas Historic Site plaque: the original house consisted of a combined cooking and living room, adjacent bedroom and a small front porch. In 1929 a kitchen and master bedroom were added, separated from the main structure for air circulation by a dog trot, characteristic of Hill Country houses of that period. More recent additions have included a bedroom, two bathrooms and a total dwelling enclosure. A tribute to the rugged individualism of the early settlers of Kendall County.
The historic marker mounted on the stone gate pillar at Poco Loco Ranch

The marker itself, set in the stone at the front gate — come read it in person.

Stay with us

The whole ranch, all to yourself

15Guests
4Bedrooms
9Beds
4.5Baths
The sunlit living room with windows onto the ranch A wood-paneled ranch bedroom A bright guest bedroom The game room pool table

Come sleep under our wide Texas sky

Book the historic homestead for your family gathering, reunion, or slow weekend away. Questions? Give us a holler.

For rental information, call
1 (210) 771-4310
Where you’ll find us
802 FM 474, Boerne, TX 78006
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Take a little crazy home

Poco Loco merch

Poco Loco Ranch trucker hat in white, on the stone wall at the front gate Poco Loco Ranch Hat Shop now Ranch Circle tee draped on a fence rail at the windmill pool Ranch Circle Tee Shop now Poco Loco Ranch trucker hat in black, on a fence post along the ranch road Poco Loco Ranch Hat — Black Shop now

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Finding the gate

Just up the road from Boerne

Poco Loco Ranch

802 FM 474
Boerne, TX 78006
United States

About ten minutes from downtown Boerne and its Hill Country main street — and thirty-some miles from San Antonio. Watch for the stone wall and the sign over the gate; when the windmill comes into view, you’re home.

There’s plenty to do close by, too: the Cave Without a Name is five minutes up the road, Six Flags Fiesta Texas is thirty, and SeaWorld San Antonio forty-five. Come summer, float our own quarter mile of the Guadalupe, or day-trip to Fredericksburg for peach picking and wine country.

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