Welcome to the
Poco Loco
Ranch
250 Acres
Along the
Guadalupe River
Tucked along FM 474 just outside Boerne, the Poco Loco Ranch has been gathering family, friends, and happy strays for generations. Live oaks older than the county shade the lawns, a windmill turns easy over the swimming pool, and the evenings go gold in every direction.
Come for a weekend or a week: float the river, rattle down the ranch roads on a hayride, putt a few on the green, or just sit on the porch and watch the cattle wander through the wildflowers. The whole place is yours.
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Life at the ranch
From river floats
to starlit nights
Since the early days of Kendall County
A homestead with a story
The marker itself, set in the stone at the front gate — come read it in person.
The land under Poco Loco is older than Kendall County itself. The southern stretch was patented in 1851 as bounty land earned by a soldier of the Republic of Texas — and its first private owner was John James, the surveyor who laid out the town of Boerne. The northern pastures trace to Willis Avery, a veteran who fought at the Battle of San Jacinto. In the early 1960s, Dr. Bob and Fae Hardy found the old settler homestead on the Guadalupe, bought it, and gave it the name it carries today.
The first chapters belong to the Republic of Texas. Survey 18, the ranch’s southern reach, was granted for military service under a 640-acre bounty in the name of George Dietz and patented on November 18, 1851 to John James of San Antonio — the most celebrated surveyor on this frontier, who a year later platted and named Boerne. Survey 98, the wide northern pastures, began as the headright of Willis Avery, who came to Texas in 1832 and stood with Captain Billingsley’s Mina Volunteers at San Jacinto in 1836. The hills around the ranch became Kreutzberg — “Cross Mountain” — a German farming community named for a cross the Phillip family raised above the valley in 1847.
Somewhere in those years a settler family raised the house that still anchors the ranch: a cooking-and-living room, a bedroom, and a small front porch. In 1929 came the kitchen and master bedroom, set apart from the main rooms by an open dog trot to catch the breeze — the signature of Hill Country houses of that era, and a tribute, as the gate marker says, to the rugged individualism of Kendall County’s early settlers.
The Hardy chapter begins with a locked church door in New York City. Fae Emmerich — a Mississippi newspaper editor’s daughter flying as an American Airlines stewardess, one of 350 chosen from twenty thousand — was trying the door one Sunday when a voice called out, “The other door is open.” It belonged to Bob Hardy, a young Dallas doctor finishing at Cornell who, it turned out, had grown up in her family’s old Dallas church. Three months later he proposed atop Rockefeller Center; three months after that, on March 25, 1956, they married in McComb, Mississippi.
Dr. Robert C. “Bob” Hardy built his practice as a neurosurgeon in San Antonio, and around 1961 he and Fae bought this stretch of the Guadalupe — the old homestead, the windmill, and the river pastures — and christened it Poco Loco: “a little crazy.” They restored and added to the historic house and filled the ranch with seven children, then sixteen grandchildren, then great-grandchildren. For more than sixty years it has been the family’s gathering ground — hayrides and river floats, holidays under the live oaks, weddings within sight of the windmill. Fae — “Mimi” to the generations she presided over — kept it so until her passing in 2026, at ninety-nine. The ranch remains in the family, a little crazy, exactly as named.
Stay with us
The whole ranch, all to yourself
Come sleep under our wide Texas sky
Book the historic homestead for your family gathering, reunion, or slow weekend away. Questions? Give us a holler.
- For rental information, call
- 1 (210) 771-4310
- Where you’ll find us
- 802 FM 474, Boerne, TX 78006
Take a little crazy home
Poco Loco merch
Finding the gate
Just up the road from Boerne
Poco Loco Ranch
802 FM 474
Boerne, TX 78006
United States
About ten minutes from downtown Boerne and its Hill Country main street — and thirty-some miles from San Antonio. Watch for the stone wall and the sign over the gate; when the windmill comes into view, you’re home.
There’s plenty to do close by, too: the Cave Without a Name is five minutes up the road, Six Flags Fiesta Texas is thirty, and SeaWorld San Antonio forty-five. Come summer, float our own quarter mile of the Guadalupe, or day-trip to Fredericksburg for peach picking and wine country.
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